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Reasons for dating a softball player

And it’s not the one in my hand…” What the hell are you supposed to do? It is the least discreet occupation a person can have.

And I’m sure there are other (mind-blowing) things that would be make a relationship of this sort both exciting and fascinating (maybe terrifying).

And by that, I mean, most people (guessing mostly female in nature) will judge your girlfriend adversely once they find out what she does for a living. Nobody dresses like that at 2pm on a Tuesday afternoon. Sure, sex is great and we live in liberated times, but if your lady’s number of sexual partners possibly numbers into the hundreds…well, sex is supposed to be a shared bond between two people (maybe three if you get her drunk enough).

She will probably be called a slut or a whore behind your/her back at most turns and when she is dressed for work… But, if you love this person and don’t care about anything else, then you aren’t worried about people staring and whispering when they see her.

However, a lot of people you encounter on a day-to-day basis do.

The stigma of having sex for a living is still a very touchy (no pun intended) subject. Some people wouldn’t let the situation affect them, but I’m guessing sometimes you’d feel a bit ashamed.

Not all of them, but enough to catch you attention and maybe make you a little paranoid.

It’s the good kind of paranoid until you realize what people are thinking about when they see her.

Of course this happens with every beautiful woman, but coupled with the delusion that every guy that hits on her in a grocery store probably thinks shes going to immediately take them to their car and change their life sexually in the back row of the Trader Joe’s parking lot — you have a makings of a potentially volatile situation every time you go out in public. So go out and purchase a pair of boxing gloves, a Bowflex, and the most comprehensive health insurance plan that you can afford; you are going to need to be fit and ready to fight at all times.